The Merchant, top seller

1 (solo) performer

Indoor and outdoor

Actor

3 hours

2m x 2m

NL

Does the Merchant succeed in finally selling something with his bad sales talk and junk?

A grandiose day to you, my most valued customer! It is a real pleasure to meet you here. May I introduce myself? My name is Koopman, bargain hunter and world traveler by profession, and it is my mission to bring to you the most extraordinary and inexpensive treasures from all over the world.

My travels have taken me to exotic markets, hidden villages and distant corners of the earth. I have negotiated with masters of craftsmanship, made secret deals with mysterious traders and spent hours searching for unique objects that will put a smile on your face. From shiny jewelry to handy tools, from colorful fabrics to the most surprising gadgets - you will find it all in my collection!

Feel free to take a look in my basket, which is filled to the brim with wonderful finds. You may discover a hidden gem that fits exactly what you are looking for, or something you didn't know you needed until you saw it! Each item has its own story, a history that I love to share with you.

Do you have any questions? Above all, don't be shy, because I am here to help you. Do you want to know where a particular item came from? Or how it might have been used? Perhaps you are curious about a demonstration - no problem! I am happy to show you how my merchandise works, so you know exactly what you are getting.

So, dear customer, be sure to stop by, browse around and be surprised by what I have to offer. You never know what unique find you can take home today. And remember: nothing gives me more satisfaction than finding the perfect buy for you. Have fun and enjoy your exploration of my basket of treasures!

Does the Merchant succeed in finally selling something with his bad sales talk and junk?

playing time:
*3 x 45 minutes
*shorter or longer on request

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